‘There is nothing quite like an Aries at full throttle. You should prepare everyone for your impact this month.’ New horoscopes by Rosa Lyster.
‘Wow, powerful.’ Find out what the stars have in store for you this month with more existential horoscopes by Rosa Lyster.
Can this world not just give it a rest? Welcome to 2017, I guess. It will pass.
You are going to feel like a real weird creep this month. Not on the outside – you look fine. On the inside though, it’s just total creeper.
The future is what counts, this month. Nostalgia is for the weak. And don’t you think it’d be fun to look after Egyptian Geese for a living?
Aim big, this month. Try HARDER. Start a nice cult on an island. Get a kitten and name it Whistle. Maybe invest in some armour, too.
Will you feel like a like a beautiful ancient unicorn this month, or are you going to be inexplicably fixated on Amy Winehouse? Answers within.
This month it’s okay to admit that you like profoundly uncool stuff. And if you tell people that you are lost, they will help you.
Want to know whether you’ll be radiating a powerful, fizzy energy this month or if you should play it real, real cool with social media?