Sometimes reviving traditions of childhood can be a good thing. Read what you can expect this month from existential astrologist, Rosa Lyster.
Horoscopes
Your existential horoscope: “Remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world”
More stellar guidance from 10and5’s resident existential astrologist, Rosa Lyster. Read up on what’s in store for you this month.
Your existential horoscope: Stay off Google for a while
In Rosa Lyster’s latest installment of existential horoscopes, you’ll find out how to be more easy-going, how to be alone for a little while, why you’re so angry all of the time, and more.
Your existential horoscope: Lololololol you are not fooling anyone
‘There is nothing quite like an Aries at full throttle. You should prepare everyone for your impact this month.’ New horoscopes by Rosa Lyster.
Your existential horoscope: Don’t worry if you are visibly high, this is your time
‘Wow, powerful.’ Find out what the stars have in store for you this month with more existential horoscopes by Rosa Lyster.
Your existential horoscope: Why so many new things, all the time?
Can this world not just give it a rest? Welcome to 2017, I guess. It will pass.
Your existential horoscope: God damn, when was the last time you made a list?
You are going to feel like a real weird creep this month. Not on the outside – you look fine. On the inside though, it’s just total creeper.
Your existential horoscope: There is something very weird going on
The future is what counts, this month. Nostalgia is for the weak. And don’t you think it’d be fun to look after Egyptian Geese for a living?
Your existential horoscope: Have you considered starting a cult?
Aim big, this month. Try HARDER. Start a nice cult on an island. Get a kitten and name it Whistle. Maybe invest in some armour, too.
Your existential horoscope: A number of things will click into place
Will you feel like a like a beautiful ancient unicorn this month, or are you going to be inexplicably fixated on Amy Winehouse? Answers within.
Your existential horoscope: You are going to look basically perfect all the time
This month it’s okay to admit that you like profoundly uncool stuff. And if you tell people that you are lost, they will help you.
Your existential horoscope: Maybe you should skip town, actually
Want to know whether you’ll be radiating a powerful, fizzy energy this month or if you should play it real, real cool with social media?
